evan

constantly moving & changing & scurrying & hurrying & quaking & shaking & criming & rhyming & good in water

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Patti Harrison is braver than any US ARMY soldier

[evan @EvnJPkr]

This but instead of a Catholic wife it’s sucking dick and cock

[Casey B. Head @CaseyBHead]

You could move to Milo, Maine with a Starlink and a remote job, meet a nice girl at Francis & Paul Catholic Church, then take her on a date to Rail Yard Brewing for poutine, and get married and raise five children on your own private island but you will not do it youngblood.

[evan @EvnJPkr]

@goawaylor @jeffinternet #ellien

[evan @EvnJPkr]

@jeffinternet

[evan @EvnJPkr]

I had to be gagged and blindfolded at the emergency vet

[evan @EvnJPkr]

This time change is fucked up
#BanDaylightSaving’s

[evan @EvnJPkr]

@goawaylor @greendaygurl__ I think it sounds like a very interesting topic 🙂

[evan @EvnJPkr]

My brother and I be at the show like

[evan @EvnJPkr]

My friends and I be at the show like

[evan @EvnJPkr]

@greendaygurl__ So sorry but I got scared of the side effects. But I saw someone else do it, so maybe next time. 🙏

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Listening and learning 🙏🙏🙏

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Shopping local to make a difference. (I’m from Cincinnati and it’s Kroger)

[Taylor Durden 🫯 @goawaylor]

@EvnJPkr Normalize gay male couples (by any means necessary)

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Ur either unwed or a husband

[corb @awshuqs]

straitjacket implies the existence of gayjacket

[evan @EvnJPkr]

TouchTunes on the train? Just an idea…

[evan @EvnJPkr]

There hasn’t been any good albums released yet this year :/

[evan @EvnJPkr]

because of woke you can’t say happy new year anymore

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Having this flag at my gay wedding

[evan @EvnJPkr]

Hey! Nice to meet you. Im downloading a new vibe real quick, but I’d love to talk to you later!