The Human Bitmoji

T.G.I.F ™

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Just realized that I'm actually kind of mysterious

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

@greendaygurl__ Sorry my account got hacked

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

@greendaygurl__ This is bullshit!

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

President Trump asks AI President Roosevelt…“Do you consider the Panama Canal your greatest achievement?”

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

If RFK bans the green M&M I’m joining ISIS

[episode one @E1podcast]

Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.

[episode one @E1podcast]

This week has been a fucking nightmare.

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Fig newton’s laws of notion

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I will never use ai in my writhing process

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Computers need car-style key fobs that lock/unlock them. I’m SICK of typing out my password like a stupid caveperson

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

If you’re not watching the X-Files you need to wake the fuh up and start #alien

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Is this true?

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Libbing out rn. Listening to Trump give this speech and man what a dumb motherfucker. It really astounds me every time. That being said, loved hearing this:

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

Grasping secret knowledge

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

All this food and beer I had today killed me but now I’m in heaven and it really is as nice as they say

[richard @richard_normal]

RIP robert mueller. he either did or did not do something, which was the whole thing. it’s honestly tough to recall the specifics at this point.

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

@goawaylor 💯

[The Human Bitmoji @jeffinternet]

“Do I have any intermediate snacks?” - internal monologue anticipating dinner taking longer than I want to wait to eat