probabilitypapi

UIC 2022 || Depaul 2025

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[ldshadowlady shady facts @parkbominatore]

made 3 mistakes within an hour of each other in work

[jhay @jhaylonaduh]

they need to cast a 6’5 atl nigga with dreads and a vape in the villa lets rlly get shit moving

[adam 🧃🐛 @atombroccoli]

spotting the performative use of the word “bro” by a gay guy

[Jake Coasters @jake_coasters]

Tormenta is testing, now with the holding brake

[probabilitypapi @evnxle]

@pakiElleWoods I was there that day!

[nick @mechaaanic]

girl not Final Destinashe

[Nickelback fan account @gabbykaulitz001]

It’s crazy amusement parks keep using AI for merch when I’m a full time Art Director who graduated from art school and I am a literal coaster enthusiast. I am right here!!

[eli(♡) @FLOMlLLI]

Who gon do the grilling?

[roey @roeyinreal]

According to reliable insiders, the final episode of Euphoria season 3 will set up a spin off starring Alexa Demie where Maddy moves to LA and her father gets a job at the Palm Restaurant. Her Uncle Junior works there who was a Jehovah's Witness, believe it or not.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[luxx noir london ⋆｡°✩ @luxxnoirlondon]

I’ve literally done…four dashes. I should have done more tbh :/

[kenz @hneybears]

idk about pearl

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

TO ALL OF THE QUEER PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO GRADUATE WITH YOUR EDUCATION. 🙌🏾✊🏾 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 🥺 YOU DID IT LITTLE GIRLS! 🌈❤️🥰🧱 THANK YOU TO @calstatela PRIDE GRAD FOR INVITING ME TO BE THEIR KEYNOTE SPEAKER. IT WAS AN HONOR. GRACIAS. LOS QUIERO MUCHO. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[den @dengrnde]

male DJs are sex workers

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reading articles during your undergrad

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

everytime a book gets adapted into a movie, they start using the movie poster as the book cover and it's honestly the ugliest thing in the world

[jojojorge @jojojorge_]

rue // nate // cassie

[edna 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 @edna_days]

me if i was in evil dead