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Black helicopter pilot. Licensed mind control ray repair tech. Illuminatus. Ridiculing ignorance out of existence, one shrieking RWNJ at a time.

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1/3 of Texans Support Secession. The other 2/3 are smarter.
Still, 1/3 is a whole lotta stupid. #TXCallTheirBluff

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@M_A_M_B_17 "Monitored" by your army of 1 follower? That's a lot of trail to cover. GLHF!

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@webster Unless further details emerge, he'll never be qualified to be a Republican president.

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@jay_mulligan @Zelda23Pinwheel @Shady_Mitt @carolealana @Scrumhalf1 @goblin_seimen @SphynxCatsRule @Alean4 By infamy? She's the coolest :)

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@pinuspalustris @SneakerMeaker
At 1 point, they used a track hoe to dig a trench for their copious poop output - cuz they're just full of it

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@Zelda23Pinwheel @Nord_Eh @cranky_david
Nah, the stupid shines so bright, we only need ambient and a good UV filter.

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@Zelda23Pinwheel @Nord_Eh @cranky_david I've been following at a distance. I find it goes down easier thru binoculars.

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@Zelda23Pinwheel @Nord_Eh @cranky_david
Aw, shucks. It's been a busy season in RealLife -- I owe you a prom.

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@Zelda23Pinwheel @Nord_Eh @cranky_david @amandapeacher

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@lori_nelson
Unanswered. After this autonomic grievance orgasm, the bubbas will just roll over & fall asleep - no cuddling, no pillow talk.

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@pjbrocksam @AvgDude @NRA @HillaryClinton I was born with a natural need for mustard gas, a flamethrower & a nuclear ICBM. Because.....God.

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@NRA Maybe, but rest assured your right to be a histrionic, hissy-fit-throwing chickenshit drama queen PAC-puppet shall not be infringed!

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@MrsEichinger @rusynka
Susan is pro-rape. It's boys being boys. Locker room talk. It will Make America Rape Again (but proudly, in public)

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@MrsEichinger @rusynka
This is easy. Without "supporters", the Trump phenomenon would be one cranky orange guy ranting about Muslim Mexicans

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@utopia4masses @splcenter @joel_newport
Nah, new breed prefers keyboard & TV remote to the battlefield. The AR-15s are for masturbating on.

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@utopia4masses @splcenter @joel_newport
If the new Confederate Army takes after the old Confederate Army - they only have one future...

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@ArnoldLawFirm
Some people's mothers didn't teach them respect. This is what you get.

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@skaterdood76
That is one humiliated owl. Forced to eat crow like that.

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@Juan_Abbe
The Religious Freedom folks should be all over this. God specifically endorses minor bitch-smackin' to promote family harmony!

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@Yikbug @SphynxCatsRule
Yeah, seriously. And she didn't even leave any cake!

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@maxoregonian Ya think? Maybe it finally drove home the point "shit gittin' REAL!" ??