Elle Cayabyab Gitlin

“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”

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@roxana_hadadi this is TROPIC THUNDER erasure

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@caitlin_brimmer There’s a kindly older gent in my section who loves bellowing “DP! DP!” every time the Nats have a chance at turning a double play.

[Caitlin| @caitlin_brimmer]

I want a pirate radio situation but it’s the sny booth in the NY/NJ boundary waters calling playoff games from a decommissioned water taxi

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@susalooo Have you watched Evil? Because that’s a whole ‘nother level of batshit crazy.

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@dreyesceron Right before his home race 🤠

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@suzjdean same! they’re my AL team, and I’m so happy for the baby birds

[Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @evoque]

roof down, windows up, heater pointed at my feet

[Mazda USA @MazdaUSA]

Depending on where you live, you’ve got a few more weeks of prime MX-5 Miata season. What’s your plan for the off-months?

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no one should lose their jobs to ai except for mlb umpires

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@relishdaddy they should put a commemorative marker in the concrete where you took him down a la Eutaw Street

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@dcuniverse they should put a commemorative marker in the concrete where he ate shit a la Eutaw Street

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@thevoiceofevan Finny was all “I don’t wanna be traded”

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@EmilieABegin Now I need an a cappella cover of Roundball Rock

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@chbooksdc bookstore cat when

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@EephusLeague

[Aimee D. @missaimeed]

“Go to Value Village that’s where all the heat is.”
The heat in question:

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R E T V R N

[Paul Smith @Paul_SLG]

Your periodic reminder that town planning used to be an Olympic event.

John Hughes won gold for Team GB in 1932.

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@ECLamb I already don’t go to games where Qorbin’s pitching, but once I saw it was also Camp Day (so much high-pitched shrieking) I exchanged my ticket

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@RobertStock6 paging @TheSavBananas

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@Mother_Tongue this and Biden’s team using an event template with instructions to map the path to the podium shows goes to show how important preparation is to them

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