Evan Jones

{still editing my bio} bgsu ‘19

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My heart goes out to all those graduating during this unprecedented time. Although you aren’t having a normal graduation ceremony, trust me. Nothing will beat the feeling of holding what you’ve worked so hard for. That’s something they can never take from you...

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@13eechamFR @Halfcast_Hokage Phoebe Bridgers, Olivia Rodrigo, Isaiah Rashad, Steve Lacy, Mitski

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@notbpod I’m crying, every dmills story is something Homer Simpson would do lmao 🤣

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Last 2 minutes of Cavs vs Pacers for @FanDuelSN

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@skyler_higley Why did I know that was your joke 😂

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Going on Shark Tank not to pitch my product but to yell at Mark Cuban for trading Luka to the Lakers

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@notbpod The lvl 4 Zubat after I bring out my lvl 60 Mewtwo

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

IMPOSSIBLE

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Where was this energy at Erin L. Nance in 2014?!?? @OHSAASports I believe I should’ve placed 26th not 34th….
No I’m not bitter, why do you ask?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The disqualified runners represented more than one-third of the 30,000-person field 😳

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It’s shocking how well adjusted I am now considering I wanted to BE this horse so bad growing up

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Started this year with 52 safari tabs open. After a month I’ve already closed 2!

I thought I couldn’t live without having the tab of that T-shirt I want to buy or the definition of “effervescent” but it turns out I can!

My goal is < 20 tabs by end of year.
This is my journey.

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Finally went through the footage from our trip. Had an amazing time on our first vacation since the Nixon administration! Excited for many more to come :) @ensoule

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Me after finally collecting all the Kyber Bricks in Lego Star Wars

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

OFFICIAL: @evanmobley is #N3XT!

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@donaldglover My heart can only take so much joy, you’re going to kill me donald

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Black Lives Matter.

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@cirick2016 When you have a bachelors in magic like I do, you just don’t give away feet pics for free🙅🏼🦶🏻

[Evan Jones @evpjones]

My heart goes out to all those graduating during this unprecedented time. Although you aren’t having a normal graduation ceremony, trust me. Nothing will beat the feeling of holding what you’ve worked so hard for. That’s something they can never take from you...

[Evan Jones @evpjones]

@ya_boi_armband took me four years

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*2 weeks later*

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there is a scene in spider-man that correlates with every major event in my life

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further proof: **when i had mono**