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[ev jaeger @evreach]

I truly love when a @Delta “Customer Experience Supervisor” is condescending and rude — truly the BEST experience I could ask for 🙃

[ev jaeger @evreach]

barely 8am and tourists flooding Salem is wild to me 😮‍💨

[ev jaeger @evreach]

what’s the point past exhaustion? bc that’s where I’m currently at.

[ev jaeger @evreach]

the Lizzie McGuire clip in the newest @HIMYFonHulu episode was everything I didn’t know I needed.

[ev jaeger @evreach]

it’s wild that every single upstairs neighbor in the world owns platform shoes and wears them 24/7.

[ev jaeger @evreach]

BIG FAX!!

[Mizz White @Aligator526]

The massage chair at the nail salon hit different when you’re pregnant 💯

Am I rite? @evreach

[ev jaeger @evreach]

my baby’s literally obsessed with his dad — starts kicking as soon as he feels him or hears his voice 🥺🥰

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@karibey_ 🤣 bc I had faith in humanity lmao but I’ve finally learned my lesson!

[ev jaeger @evreach]

just remembered why I don’t often go on that twitter and that’s constant spoilers.

[ev jaeger @evreach]

j told me no sushi today and came home with 4 rolls for little old me #keeper

[ev jaeger @evreach]

may be the only person in the world that is upset by Funimation & Crunchyroll merging bc WHAT is that UX 😭

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@evolkev fax, no printer

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@karibey_ no one is ready… but yes

[ev jaeger @evreach]

how did TWO pairs of @lululemon pants get ruined in one wash 😭

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@TBG617 unfortunately! sushi was removed and everything.

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@TBG617 that’s how I felt too! but went to bon chon last week and it was not the same at all, had a night cap at crave and wished I had dinner there instead 😅

[trash jones @jzux]

i would love to be sexy and mysterious but unfortunately i never shut the fuck up

[ev jaeger @evreach]

almost 23 years on air and @lawandordertv SVU still goes crazy 🤯

[ev jaeger @evreach]

@karibey_ hahahaha I know you didn’t and I appreciate it! I was just thinking about how when s4p1 dropped, I’d immediately say something to you, lu, or ed.