alyssa🫀

simply just distractions from death

[alyssa🫀 @evrmore26]

@eversinceelle

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@eversinceelle would be me asf

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@KatieHeap13 @eversinceelle

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$9 on one dutch drink it’s simply not my fault im broke

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this being a text exchange between me and my now boyfriend of almost one year

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spreading the sabrina carpenter agenda

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boyfriend just chased me around the apartment with a shot… i still took it obviously but im pissed

[alyssa🫀 @evrmore26]

she’s so hot

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sneak peek at Emmy Rossum on ‘Call Her Daddy.’

Out tomorrow.

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my gm watching me run around genuinely running the entire building during one of the busiest hours of the day and instead of thanking me he asks me to do more shit ILL FUCKING KMS

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guy next to me in the waiting room deadass watching a video about situational awareness on full volume

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stupid old hag that put bottom braces on so fucked just realized i’ve been wearing a discontinued wire for four months

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ordered pizza to cure my hangover and two hours later i get a call saying they ran out of dough HOW DO U RUN OUT OF DOUGH U ARE LITTLE CAESARS

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decorating with my boyfriend and finding all his cutsie little trinkets

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melanie my baby

[beguey. @hijabeys]

this genuinely brought me to tears, i love how they breathe life into each other

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ppl that crashed into me claiming they have $44 thousand dollars in medical bills AS IF THEY DIDNT HJT ME AND LIE ABOHT IT AND WERE LAUGHING AT ME ON SCENE IM GONNA GI CRAZY

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watching love island with my boyfriend and they show megan thee stallions ass and i go “omg megan” and he clocked my ass for knowing it was her based off dat ass

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i think that dean guy is cool and i agree w him and his takes but it sucks that a scrawny white man is the face of gen z leftist politics

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I CAN GET DRUNK TONIGHT THOOO

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lost my nose stud and have no money, and i still have 6 hours left of my shift

[alyssa🫀 @evrmore26]

u can just tell this person is like 15

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@eversinceelle SO SWEET I LOVE YOU 💋💋💋💋💋