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i think i’m funnier than i am | blm

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[latke @latkedelrey]

noticed i was overthinking so i went for a walk. then noticed i was overthinking so i made dinner. relaxed a little but then i started overthinking again so i did yoga and took the longest shower of my life. and now i’m overthinking again but i am also doing a face mask

[dennis @basedondennis]

if ur instagram story has that green circle around it im assuming ur posting exclusively for me with me in mind and that we have a connection

[fawn @fawnncel]

is $26 good? Like in the gran skeem of things

[chris ☀️ @arcanegold]

all moved in to my new apartment guys

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

So am I just gonna have a $1500 emergency every month for the rest of my life

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

Not to harp on it but its really funny to hear some people argue “hey it was a mixed reaction, it wasn’t all boos” and then you click on this and it’s just the deepest, from the gut, loudest boos you’ve ever heard. Like just objectively the most negative response from the crowd.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

audibly gasped

[star wyse @Star_Wyse]

"I JUST GOT KNOCKED, HE'S ONE SHOT, HE'S ONE SHOT!!!!!!"

theburntpeanut sidekick walking to my downed body:

[erika @yeeeerika]

june is going to feel like this

[Liz @lzreads]

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

[☆ @Emegothefirst]

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy Mother’s Day to this diva!

[aaliyah @enchantingliyah]

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