DurkyDurk

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. ~ Maya A.

[DurkyDurk @evryemailisused]

@hydroottawa You guys are class acts. Thank you for getting large sections of Ottawa back up and running (I'm still without power, but acknowledge the efforts to get to this point).

Stay safe!

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@dbongino This environment of underhanded journalism is a result of its fundamentals being mocked relentlessly by this President. If I took a dump in the middle of your floor & constantly told you that you're wrong/lying, but that it actually smells like roses - you might gibe back as well

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@jannarden Lol. So true.

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@NFLFantasy

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@OCDSB I would likely have appreciated the robocall, as being woken up to allow me time to plan is a slight inconvenience compared to being left to scramble & find a contingency in the morning. Let's not knock traditional methods of communication.
#twitterlifeisntforeveryone

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@I_CU_boy All I want for Christmas is 120 yards and 2 touchdowns. Lol.

[Benjamin Milks @brian5or6]

THE SENS AREN’T MOVING DOWNTOWN??? https://t.co/xlH77bZScJ

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@realDonaldTrump I'm breaking my own rule and begging for everyone to just simply unfollow. "So revealing" to deaf ears would be a slow death; he'd immediately scream louder and more enthusiastically, not unlike a toddler. "So revealing" would quickly turn into "so deflating". #unfollowthedonald

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@ChicagoBears need to strike a deal with @_markmorrison before next week baby! I wanna hear "RETURN OF THE MACK" playing fulltime during pregame.

"Running things to keep my swing,
Letting all the people know,
That I'm back to run the show"

It's like it was written for this!

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@JosueJosuponce @NFLfantasy Wow! Good deal.

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@LOREXTECHNOLOGY Did I win!?!? I'm so excited to upgrade! If so, I'll be donating old system to my church. #prizefever

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@LOREXTECHNOLOGY

#mylorex love this little guy! Great quality for such a low price.

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@LOREXTECHNOLOGY

#mylorex love this little guy! Great quality for such a low price.

[DurkyDurk @evryemailisused]

@Chiefs My phone stopped giving me updates after the 1st quarter. All it said was "...again", "...yup, you guessed it", and oddly "#boomgoesthedynomite"

Guessing you might have a fan within the @NFLfantasy engineering team.

[DurkyDurk @evryemailisused]

Alright @DezBryant, we need to chat. I'm 4-2 with a lackluster #NFLfantasy team this year. I drafted you in the 10th & took heaps of trash. Continue to take trash. I need you Mamba! Let's gooooo!

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@OttawaCitizen (Nsfw: Bad language)

Very funny though!

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@jchianello @JimWatsonOttawa Fyi: "Constable Sami Trstena"

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@Brian18000 @captaincanada67 @JTrutheau @realDonaldTrump Canadian Oil is worthless... #fakenews

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[DurkyDurk @evryemailisused]

@Brian18000 @captaincanada67 @JTrutheau @realDonaldTrump Which American oil company's website did you read that from?

"In 2017, Canada was the largest foreign supplier of crude oil to the U.S., accounting for 43% of total U.S. crudeoil imports and for 21% of U.S. refinerycrude oil intake."
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[DurkyDurk @evryemailisused]

Booyeah @hydroottawa workers!

To all the workers that may be checking into these tweets to see if anyone cares about what you just did to accomplish such a task...

... I'd like to speak on behalf of the 200+ zones that were affected, with a resounding YES! We all thank you!