Sable Lee

she/her - PNW, adventure, cat lady. I think I’m hilarious.

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Why ya gotta come at me like this? 💀

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Why ya gotta attack me like this? 😆

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

Reminds me of the time a dude at the laundromat saw my tshirt and said “Bruins eh??” Clearly expecting a conversation. I glanced up from my book, said “yep” then went back to reading. He stood there blinking for a sec then shuffled off.

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

One of the biggest compliments I can get is to be told my home is “cozy”. I recently realized that this is prob because growing up I often wished for more cozy/safe feeling spaces to be in. Knowing that others think the space I’ve created as an adult is that is ✨✨

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe @mewvenusva The only one I’ve seen more than once is the 2nd one. It’s the reason I still can’t drive behind logging trucks 😆
Ooohhhhh, Scream Marathon next time I’m in town???

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe “What’s this one do?”
“I dunno, throw it at that house and find out”

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe 🤣🤣🤣 I’m telling

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Ouch. 🫠

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Lollllllll

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

It's Ms. b*i*t*c*h, thank you

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe This… isn’t satire? How? My brain just broke at the thought…

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Portland is in it’s rain/clouds/HAIL/sleet/rain/BLINDING SUN phase rn and all of it taking place at a balmy 50 degrees 😑 group trip to Mexico till it stops?

[Caleb @calco23]

The Book of Mormon has many flaws, but I don’t understand why we don’t talk more about how it is an active erasure and slap in the face to thousands of years of Native American culture and history. It is offensive, it is inaccurate, it is damaging (1/4)

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@SheriffOfPDX I actually, physically face palmed at that 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

Watching a full-on brawl and be like “ooh, Brown sure took exception to Dean’s crowding of the goalie there, they’ll exchange some words near the goal line, Brown has proved himself to be a real enforcer on the team, dontchaknow”

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

I love hockey commentators, man. They’re just like “and Clark doodley doos through the center, he just feathers that ol’ biscuit along, ope! He blew a tire right past the goal line and and Carter just picked his pocket. It’s lookin’ like some bad ice out there tonight, Mike”

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

@vanliongiraffe Hang in there! ❤️❤️❤️

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

If you’re a top leader in a homophobic church and you publicly call for members to use “musket fire” against LGBTQ people and allies, and then a member of your faith goes and guns down a bunch of people in a gay nightclub, are you at all at fault? Asking for @HollandJeffreyR

[Sable Lee @evrylvlypiece]

I trust my CAT more than I trust whichever old white dude they have in charge at the moment. Also lololololol to the last part…

[Phil O’Sphere @phil0sphere]

My wife’s friend posted this to Instagram and I can’t adequately express how much I hate this!