bitch if you’re gonna use magic shave cream on your whopper jr be prepared to feel like you sat that bitch in a Ninja Crispí air fryer on 375° fahrenheit and pressed START
she gone be bald but at what cost?
I'm grown enough to admit im not the easiest person to love. Life put me thru a lot, so yea...i overthink, i get triggered real quick, i shut down, and sometimes i don't even make sense. I'm sensitive as hell & i need patience.
But one thing about me?? MY LOVE IS REAL.
💘 INCOMING PREDICTIONS
🌴🥥 taurus virgo capricorn smrv
you’re tired of being the responsible one. paying the bills, solving the problems, carrying the emotional weight, and still having people expecting more from you.
somebody who disappeared is trying to circle back around like nothing happened. meanwhile, you’re questioning whether they deserve access at all.
somebody also owes you something…whether it’s money, honesty, closure, or accountability, they keep avoiding the conversation because they know they were wrong.
also watch out for jealousy around you. somebody is comparing your progress, your appearance, or the way you stay composed under pressure.
and random message…check your phone, tires, or anything that’s been acting weird because little inconveniences may try to test your patience this week.
ೃ🪡🍵 if you see 4:44 or have aqua taurus virgo libra pisces placements,
influx of $ is happening, expect increase in stability
someone is proud of your dedication
a fire/air sign miss you a lot,expect union
seeing a 🐞 or a raven 🐦⬛ as a sign of extreme luck
a major