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Every dad struggles with their cholesterol levels.

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People who don’t have snacks in their house freak me out.

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Every morning birds start violently chirping out my window 1. What are you all already chatting about 2. Why did you choose to have this conversation 17 stories up 3. Go lay in your nest

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I wish the media would stop flattering me all time … it’s a bit much guys ☺️

[ev @evs4evs]

How do you think ppl w peanut allergies survive a flight

[ev @evs4evs]

Let it be known that Applebees has a $14.99 all-you-can eat special.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody:

ppl who have to wear glasses but don’t:

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Blessed and grateful !!!!!!!!!!!

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

It is perfect weather to spend money

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@mayemusk Sorry! I will do my best to stay alive.

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Life lately has been a never ending dream come true

[ev @evs4evs]

Wth happened to Fred Figglehorn from YouTube

[Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash]

Omgggggggggggggg

[ev @evs4evs]

it just took me at least twenty mins to figure out a piece of mail was not a ticket but indeed a coupon is that ptsd or what

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"ur so chill" thanks i quit trying

[ev @evs4evs]

Hey whatever happened to Rico from Hannah Montana

[ev @evs4evs]

Me: wow dating is so hard everyone is so weird.
Also me: so here is the reason behind a hammerhead shark’s head shape and here is the science behind it.