ev

showstopper, bad liar, homie hopper, drama starter

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i want to get up early for a walk and a full breakfast and some pilates and then stay out late partying and somehow get 8-9 hours of sleep every night of my life.. how can this be achieved

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@ubuiltlikeadoor WHAT

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my friends inspire me literally every day

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every day in la i run into someone who owes me money

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on set today one of the photographers works for a tech company we shot an ad for and they still owe me money…

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my bf has blue hair and pronouns

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i have received the promotion and doubled my income.

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hello twitter

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https://t.co/BEAjRZDXt5

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Me trying to support my duo's complaining so he doesn't get off

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@ubuiltlikeadoor omg i only heard abt steph curry before this

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LIKE IS THIS NOT LITERALLY MOCHI AS A PUPPY he has the same dog bed

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i swear when i look up bichon gifs some of the gifs are real photos of my dog

[Fox News @FoxNews]

SHELL SHOCK: A tortoise narrowly escaped tragedy after a fallen heat lamp ignited her shed, with security footage capturing her scrambling to safety as flames raged behind her.

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@gidanthe GORGEOUS

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@p3iyuan reporting this for misinformation 😔☝️

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i want to go on the swings

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i want to go to a playground...i'm looking at the sky rn and i want to play outside