Evan (Parody)

Beer Deleter’s n’ Sons LLC

[. @Inixsta]

Peter Drury shouting “Pep, welcome to the Slot Penitentiary” would hit like crack

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

When Indigenous people educate on the real history of Thanksgiving:

[42 @toddedw4rd2]

notice how it looks like a cocomelon poster 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

Man who sells cars that explode desperate to eliminate consumer protection bureau

[vo @vanillaopinions]

it's so obvious these types of people desperately wanted to be mainstream comedians but couldn't hack it so they went into conservative "comedy"

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Okay this is just Nazi propaganda

[brandon* @brndxix]

“anti-cancel culture” HE IS A CRIMINAL

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Guy who thinks pasteurized milk will kill you but crumbl cookies are probably fine

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He’s posted like 200 times tonight and most of it is him commenting on how crazy and wild he’s being for posting

[SKB @TheOnlySKB]

Pep without Klopp in the league

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka has 35 assists in the last 4 PL seasons.

Only Mo Sa—you know the rest.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

George Lucas in 1999 centering the Phantom Menace around space tariffs:

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know.

16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Idk about you guys but I'm starting to think this woman isn't interested in bringing down the cost of groceries

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

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