Evelyn Howard

cat mom, fianceé, trying too hard to be a mall goth, obsessive crocheter

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

I genuinely love when anyone trusts me with their hair. Like I've dyed/bleached hair twice in my life and every time I felt so flattered that someone would put their hair in my hands and trust me with a hair procedure that can go wrong so easily

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Black lives matter.

Not only do black lives matter,
black lives are sacred...
each one a child of God made in the image of God.

Black bodies are temples where the Holy Spirit dwells, sanctuaries of the Almighty.

Any time a black life is crushed, God is crushed.

[Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks]

Wanna know what sin the Bible talks about more than just about any other?

Mistreatment/exploitation/oppression of the poor.

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

The mood tonight

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Ahh my weekly guilty feeling of ‘I abandoned all my animal crossing villagers and they are probably going feral and eating each other’

[alyssa @_aalyssaa__]

WEAR YOUR MASK OVER YOUR NOSE SO WE DONT GET SENT HOME IN SEPTEMBER

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

I think my biggest weakness is my need to nap for two hours in the middle of the day, every day, even if I got 10 hours of sleep the night before

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

exile is HANDS DOWN the best song on #Folklore and no I will not change my mind so dont try

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

Hey... women? Can we PLEASE stop turning everything into a competition. Stop saying crap like "omg you're so pretty I hate you." Its backhanded, rude, and really confusing to respond to. Hype each other up. Aggressively remind your friends that they're gorgeous and you LOVE them

[Añdy Riley @andylriley]

Andy’s tips for incoming JU freshmen:

1. Don’t join the ultimate frisbee team
2. Learn your enneagram number, some cute girls gonna ask you and it’s 2020 so there’s no excuse not having an answer
3. Mask up. You’re gonna wanna spend as much time on campus as possible so do it

[relatable @byreIatable]

I'll know things are back to normal the day i'm sitting in a classroom and smell a sweet citrus scent in the air as someone peels an orange right behind me

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

Just look at a gatlinburg cabin and tell me I'm wrong. You can't.

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

Why do all cabin rentals look like a summer camp arts and crafts teacher decorated them

[SKYE RINGENBACH @skyeelaynee]

saw this quote on Instagram today:

“why do we expect to be better treated in this world than JESUS was?”

when I tell you my jaw DROPPED.

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

Idk who needs to hear this... but you aren't better than anyone because you don't post or talk about politics 🤷‍♀️

[And they were roommates @MannaNoah]

Didn’t @CNN make a huge deal about how America NEEDS a female president but won’t invite @Jorgensen4POTUS to speak about her platform or even debate.... it’s almost like they don’t actually believe that... #VoteGold #LetHerSpeak

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

I think figuring out that I may have ADHD, deciding I need to get tested, and avoiding/forgetting to actuallu call the doctor for weeks is the most damning evidence that I do have ADHD.

[Tom B @ModernArtTB]

RT if you need a follower. #NoLibertarianUnder1K

[Evelyn Howard @evthegoodnoodle]

Most days: men dont annoy me, everything's good

Today: I will scream at the next man that looks at me