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[Ben @perma___ben]

Time to go take a stupid little fucking afternoon stroll

[mayra @mayrapatinyo]

A 5.7 earthquake just hit us. In elementary school, we were taught to get under a table during a earthquake. My dumbass was like...

[𝙟𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙜𝙚 @c_titties]

I relate to the earthquake Utah just had bc im also a 5.7

[ANTHONY DRAGONS @anthonydragons]

aiiight that’s it! This shit has gone tooo far now!

[juan. @Joel_170]

realizing you had some shit due at 11:59 PM but it’s already 12:15 AM

[adam @molotov_moktail]

I wanna see a version of the bachelor where 25 women slowly realize they're too good for some milquetoast loser and by the end of the season we're left with the husk of a man who's been dumped 25 times

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I made tentative plans to be Social tonight but I’ve already been Social twice this week so unfortunately i’ve already used up all my Social juice

[*Freethemandem* @ch1_ws]

Imma tell my kids this is why they ain’t goin to school

[faith @faithzalusky]

if my kids get my attitude i’m fucked

[heather @hesmyfineline]

"what would you let harry styles do to you?"

me: https://t.co/MjKbxIzYYb

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

LOVE ON TOUR 2020.

American Express and Verified Fan Presales begin Monday, November 18.

Public onsales begin Friday, November 22.

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[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

LOVE ON TOUR 2020.

[🍓🪴⚢ 🇵🇸 @Lesbian_cxnt]

Still get weepy thinking about Van Gogh saying “if I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning”.

[PrettyPlease @LoveYouLawren]

Every time a nigga fuck up imma remove a letter off his name & when all the letters gone I’m done. Hangman bitch this shit cutthroat 😭😭😩

[R @rvkhsar]

me trying to balance work, education, gym, hobbies, family life, eating right, saving money, being happy, 8 hours of sleep and having a social life: https://t.co/39wKQ7NMbW