Ben

hello empaths

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

We are BACK with a SECOND INSTALLMENT of THE GAY LIST with STRAIGHT GUYS @Senn_Spud @BozoMode of a Closer Look Podcast

Listen here for free

https://t.co/OdcOJn38nK

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

We went to Walmart and Ben was like “omg they’re playing Padam Padam!” And then realized it was just the song playing full blast on his phone in his pocket

[Ben @perma___ben]

@queefermadness

[Ben @perma___ben]

Great I’m heading to a rural part of America with only Apple Pay to purchase things yet again. It gets people so mad and makes it even more difficult for me to pass as someone who isn’t an annoying faggot

[Ben @perma___ben]

New episode about de-aging zealot, father to Talmage, and billionaire egg Bryan Johnson is out now. Theda joins us ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @majortransceleb

https://t.co/X2ySOVxq4n

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

Our deep dive into Bryan Johnson is out! We talk about how he is harvesting his son Talmage for more than just blood, his mormon background, and what hormones he is currently taking. @majortransceleb Join us ⭐️🫡

Listen free here:

https://t.co/a7HCnKCLqr

[Ben @perma___ben]

This British guy was literally trying to fight me bc I was rude about a coat he lost (?) he was serious tho like in my face and actually said “let’s take it outside bruv” so I just acted gayer and then he started apologizing so much and told me about his anger issues

[Ben @perma___ben]

@Fratty_Hearst

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@ZeroSuitCamus @powerbottoming

[Ben @perma___ben]

Personally I think it’s that gay guys don’t want to see themselves, they want to see beautiful women with untreated personality disorders

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Joel Kim Booster on the discourse around his rom-com #FireIsland: “Gay men are especially critical of a media that depicts us because we are so starved for it.” https://t.co/boSutuDOmk

[Ben @perma___ben]

@queefermadness “Reading ingredients” is definitely on there

[Ben @perma___ben]

The way I just stood in the isle at this grocery store and googled every bullshit ingredient listed on this 12$ box Keto Oreos is so apex predator of me

[Ben @perma___ben]

@sweetxpalma @SSDERANGEMENTSS About to record an ep about queer eye Nola with jacques so there’s going to be a lot of screaming. Sorry in advance

[Ben @perma___ben]

Noticing that a lot of gay guys have their mothers face

[Ben @perma___ben]

New excuse for being late just dropped

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

These lowlife pole smokers releasing their Nola video after us 😂😂😂🤣 how does our dust taste

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

Is your mans phone on DND? GAY. Is he excited to see his boys? GAY. Does he suggest you split entree's? GAY.

Seems like men cant do anything nowadays without being called gay. Join us as we get into the most comprehensive list of things men CANT DO

https://t.co/WhKCyMwdtH

[Ben @perma___ben]

Sometimes when it hits like witching hour I love to gesture with a little gay claw hand towards my girlfriends (drunk) and seeing what they offer up…they always give something and results would shock you

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

Crying at jacques saying it that way

[Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS]

More clips coming later! Or you could watch the full thing on Patreon now. 😏

Huge thank you to Janelle Howerton @queefermadness for video editing and to our sweet boy Max @sweetxpalma for audio editing. Mwah