Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf

2x Tar Heel. Hufflepuff. I write and talk about digital advertising and media. she/her

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

@michelemeyer @AcademicChatter Your pin and sticker boards are looking good!!!!!

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Yesterday I learned to check the floor for vomit before bee-lining for the cluster of empty seats on the subway. You only have to learn that lesson once 🙃🙃🙃

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Wise words from the children of the Bennett Park playground: “If you’re happy and you know it wash your ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶ butt (Kermit Kermit)”

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Benjamin. He is Froot Loops. 14/10

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Thanks to @peveteaux for writing this funny, relatable and appropriately curse-filled guide to dealing with this new lifestyle. Excited for this to suck a little less

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Going gluten free has lowkey changed my life - I can drive more than 30 mins without repeatedly slapping myself in the face to make sure I don’t fall asleep!!!!!!! Like a gd adult

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

But gf f*cking SUCKS a lot of the time. No pasta, no bread, most of my fave frozen things from Trader Joe’s are no-gos and I frequently raise my fists to the heavens and scream WHYYYY just ask @SimonNWolf

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

@jordanmorehou @ClemsonUniv @ClemsonCOMM @ClemsonCBSHS Yes, girl!! That’s so exciting! Congratulations ❤️

[NaomiOreskes @NaomiOreskes]

Dog owners had 31% lower risk of death from cardiovascular disease. Among people who already had serious heart problems, dog owners had a 65 % Lower mortality rate. THIS IS A GIANT EFFECT. FAR GREATER THAN MOST RX DRUGS. https://t.co/gGfuVFPejP

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Seriously the BEST way to spend my last few hours has a 24 year old

[Delta Rae @DeltaRae]

Everyone get your spiritual affairs in order, we all might spontaneously evaporate in self actualization in Raleigh, NC on December 14th. Only a few tickets still available at https://t.co/QPy9atTsKQ⚡️

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

@michelemeyer Aw. That’s so disappointing. And it’s something I’ve seen a LOT of sex educators talk about lately.

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

I was informed today by the the 4yo I babysit that it is not October. We are, in fact, in the month of “pooty butt”

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

A not-so-sneaky mosquito has been flying around me for ~20 mins and I got fed up and instead of telling it "I'm gonna kill you" I said "you're gonna get dead-ed" and I think I've been spending too much time babysitting 4yos

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Tiny t-shirts instead of regular fabric samples is a HARD WIN

[Michele Meyer, PhD @michelemeyer]

Please project this video onto the Washington Monument. This is who we are.

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

https://t.co/1B1lJK4nB4

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

For everyone that’s on the edge of their seat for my Bachelorette commentary:
Hannah KILLED it on #MenTellAll

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

Dear tech companies that spy on me,
Reeeaaal tired of my phone constantly thinking I’m typing “he” instead of “the”
Tyia for your help

[Evelyn Mitchell-Wolf @evymitchellwolf]

“‘Children aren’t children anymore — they’re family branding elements.’”

https://t.co/iRvxdLKcNn