Evelyn Alexandra

i have small-talked myself to death

[Evelyn Alexandra @evyrami]

when my coworkers ask me how to solve slightly inconvenient work problems

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[g @34rths]

Sorry if I take things personally I am lowkey a person so it'll happen again

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

I’m wherever the tres leches cake at

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[Chris @citehchris]

they should pay you 500k a year just cause you’re such a joy to have in the office

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly DO NOT like the anxiety that comes with corporate life. It is 4pm on Sunday evening and I can already feel the pressure of the week ahead breathing down my neck.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging contact details.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am a lover but underneath that i am a hater but underneath that i am a lover again

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days.

[Valerie @X0valerie_]

Miss that period of my life where i watched all the marvel movies in chronological order

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Please tonight queen?

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

why wait for the tables to turn when i can just hit you with one of the chairs

[miia @miiagarro]

“are you seeing anyone” like hallucinating?

[⁷ @7udios]

WHY THE FUCK IS ELMO AND FRIENDS PERFORMING ????

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

the kids had their fun the real grown ups are getting a 0-0 plus extra time tomorrow ✌️

[Mary @mxryboo]

found my future husband

[ً @An0rexik]

"men are providers"
yeah, of mental illness.

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV