Eden

❝ Not overdramatic, I know what I want. ❞

[aj @ajbabyboi]

A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning

[ꪆ𓏲 fawnie ! @hwrmny]

if u refuse to properly communicate with me until the last second when ur already fed up w shit i didn’t even know was an issue i’m going to assume you simply wanted an excuse to get rid of me cus there’s no reason at our big age to be doing all that

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 ⋆☽₊˚.𓋹.˚₊☾⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

That man is not avoidant bc he doesn’t text you back. You don’t have ocd bc you’re “so organized”. You are not bipolar bc you get mad. No they are not a narcissistic bc they did something you don’t like. No dying your hair at 3am was not an intrusive thought.

[Eden @evyrglde]

@nicole_knacks 100% sure you don’t remember me bc of the big rebrand and disappearance but ✋

[☆ @fairieteeth]

you guys NEED to start going outside and appreciating the species that we have here im so serious

[Eden @evyrglde]

@drsx_rojeu Wait I don’t get it what’s wrong with the comment? /genq
I haven’t been too active in the fandom lately

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[Hello it is me Kira :)🍉 @kirabira]

One of the first things I tell new partners is they are never allowed to swear at me, yell at me, or be mean to me. They will get one warning and then they’re cut from the team. Life is simply too short to be metabolizing intentional hurt from people who allegedly love you!!

[zoe @lestertoes]

being 9 really is the most important age, because at that age u will create a password that u will use for the rest of ur life

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Someone please explain the neurodivergent experience of feeling like I was mentally older than my peers as a child and now feel mentally younger now as an adult….

[Eden @evyrglde]

The BPD hate drives me mad

[Nem @Nemzsi]

oh yeah im sure your last gf was a crazy psycho bitch with bpd and low self esteem and it had nothing to do with the way you treated her

[Eden @evyrglde]

@nlankangel @Nemzsi

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[Eden @evyrglde]

@cheemky Youre white, do u not like horses?

[sev 𓂁 @SJSM1TTY]

@calcimbruh

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

a conversation about how u feel is not supposed to end in a argument

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

when i give him attitude, but he still responds with sweetness and treats me like the princess i am, so I just keep falling for him more and more

[cat @dollshojo]

also rape: please please please have sex with me, do you not love me?

[｡ﾟ☆ * Em ☽ .* ☆ﾟ @EmileeSilvey]

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who always wants me to sit in his lap while he plays his games