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@TALPA767 @atrupar You know a tower gets narrower as you go up? A parachute isn't going to help when your slamming your body on the tower multiple times on the way down. These two are likely tower climbers by occupation

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@MidwestHook @BrickCenter_ I guess you don't use the private VIP bathrooms for courtside ticket holders, eh?

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@moltenlava73 @AkimSmi52489022 @TheDadaTweets @MdesiU @DailyIranNews Wait... are you saying gas prices in America are going to go down in less than two weeks? Lololololololol

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis So a "casual" gross Nassau $1K auto press-on-press against a Tour player is not competitive golf? Lmao. No one gives a shit about your net score qualifiers. I played in college on a scholarship. Stay in school, son.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Lol, I'm +5 and got lucky and put up a 68. Lol if you think a scratch scrub is going to put up a better score. You wouldn't break 80 with your 1 cap. You obviously have never played Spy, but thanks for the lol's.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Lol, nice. I've been playing golf for longer than you've been alive and shot a 68 at Spy. A dedicated person can become scratch within a few years so yeah, you need to step it up, son, instead of comparing yourself to drunks, newbs, and housewives

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis .5 is a 1 if you studied grade school math. I have no idea what a covid golfer is; I just know that if you're not hitting ~65, you suck and should try bowling.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis You are +. That is what a 1 handicap is, +1 over par. Are you saying you hang around -'s? They must be -1 to slum around with a 1. Lol at only playing golf once a week. No wonder you suck, brah

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Of course you are content; you're an underachiever. The only time I'll slum around with a 1 handicapper is if I'm 30 beers deep and can barely walk.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis I didn't say you lied; I said you should post less and work on your golf game more.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Lol. You're not even scratch yet. Scrub

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Yes, you're a retarded troll and probably can't break 80 on the greens.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Clearly you're either a retard or a troll. The difference doesn't really matter.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Is English your 4th language? I already stated that no one knows who called nor if they actually spoke on the phone, derp.

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis No. Fact: Tiger approached the cop and said, "I was talking with the president." I have no idea if the president called him, if he called the president, or if he was even on a call at all. You believe randoms saying he was called by Trump with no proof of it being true

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Yeah, sorry, but some random x account is not reliable evidence. You seem to have fallen victim to "anything you read on the internet is true" myth.

Maybe you should work on your golf game more and take a break from social media?

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis So your source is someone who says, "I have no idea if that's true..." in reference to Trump being the one who called? Nice...

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@SamToman89 @MikeNellis He admitted to police that he's on a "few" pain medications. Not sure why you guys like to make up fairytales when your heroes get in trouble, but it's pretty lol

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@TigerDilly2 @MikeNellis Not without citing a source, no

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@SamToman89 @MikeNellis Then why did Tiger say he's going to go to rehab and work on himself?