eliza🐝

🌵home is where the desert is

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

You already know what’s up 🎄🐶

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod A good taco is a delicacy, a good burger is a commodity—nothing special about it. Tacos Forever and always.

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

@SalVulcano @tastebudspod Cookies are an —anytime, anywhere, anyway—type of treat. Cant go wrong.

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

@Tabbyannbiggs Tell me what’s in it!!

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

@Tabbyannbiggs And it isssss..???

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Ozark is the most stressful show ever like every time something happens my anxiety goes through the roof even tho it’s a TV SHOW

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

i saw this documentary seven years ago and i think about this line every day

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Saving a lot of time in the morning now since my job requires a mask I only have to do the top half of my face makeup

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Patiently waiting for @BoxLunchGifts to make a John wick line

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

“Are you crying because you’re ugly or because you miss the rabbit?”
—both

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Y’all don’t understand my excitement rn call me a loser IDC!!!!!!

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

I’m so tired of not knowing what day it is

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Ya, and I am NOT sorry

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

I tried whipped coffee this morning and I’m convinced the entire internet was lying about how good it is. there’s no way people actually drink that

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Thoughts @bastilledan ???

[patrick @flinchers]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

If i knew it was my last time eating at Sweet Tomatoes I would have gone harder at the muffin station

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

My heart really goes out to all the students who can’t have an actual graduation ceremony ☹️ what you did was a major accomplishment and post as many grad pictures and quotes and captions as you WANT. Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about celebrating what you earned.

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

I was in target and this girl came next to me in the aisle and I didn’t really think twice about it until I looked over and shE HAD A WHOLE ASS LIZARD CHILLIN ON HER ARM !! HELLO??? DO YOU KNOW THATS ON YOU ORRRRR

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Me, at my job, literally all day “can I laminate that for you??” (Just so I can use our laminator and my coworkers stop getting on me for laminating useless papers)

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

when i was a kid, i thought that laminating things was cool. now im an adult and i know that laminating things is extremely fucking cool

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

@LarsenChemistry Hiii!!! I was eating m&ms the other day and it made me think of you! Sitting in the back of the lab grading and being “paid” with left over m&ms was definitely a highlight of my time at DV and a very fond memory 💜

[eliza🐝 @ewadswo]

Merida is the worst Disney Princess and You will not change my mind