ellie

super funny

[ellie @ewaechter30]

Thought someone was waving at me but they were just ashing their cigarette

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Solie @lily__pond]

One of the worst days ever and it’s not even 3pm

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

Murder She Writed

[Lark @king_of_limb]

me, shaking the treasure chest shaped gift under the tree: gee, this sure sounds like an assortment of baubles gems jewels and doubloons

blackbeard in his new PJs mid sip of hot cocoa: *blushes*

[mary @themorgulblade]

For whom the fetty waps

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so funny when recipe comments are like, 'my hubby gobbled this up.' why would i care

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

(with the intention of making you on the sims) whats up

[elli @ssolianna]

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men