every Saturday I deep clean my house listening to @CrimeJunkiePod and I don’t know if this is adulting but it’s the best part of my week and I’m about it
Some little white girl (between 8 and 10) in Starbucks just looked up at me and said
"Whoa, a beautiful chocolate man"
And her dad literally grabbed her arm and said " Emily what the fuck is the matter with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My coworker just told me “You seem like the guy girls hang out with for a weekend and then go break up with their boyfriend because he doesn’t have “good vibes”” 😂💀 I’m like damn bro that sounds oddly specific and he goes “Yea that’s what my ex did with some fuckin hippy” 😂😂