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there exists only coffee

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Sometimes you just need scissors.

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18 just handed me 20 $1s. And I lost all mental stability when I realized he doesn't organize the bills to all face the same direction.

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Some heroes just saved you from the dead mouse...🤷

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@GraniteDhuine

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@Readwhenstoned You're gonna be real hungry by Monday. Better pack snacks.

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I just ate a poptart

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I come to Twitter to see what day of the week it is

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@DedaRose I would love that!!

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@GraniteDhuine ☝️

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@DedaRose 👊

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@GraniteDhuine It's like overhearing a stranger's conversation in a coffee shop and grabbing a megaphone so everyone else can hear it too...
(Did i pass?)

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@GraniteDhuine Ooh! I want to take this opportunity to Mansplain it...

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@Readwhenstoned My subliminal mind went to marshmallow fluff... and now I want a Fluffnutter...on graham crackers.

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If I had to choose from a list of trigger warnings ...
I think I would definitely choose accidental cannibalism over spider play...

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And 25 years later...I finally remembered to watch Josie and the Pussycats