Gerald

Esophageal cancer survivor. Sober since 2009 #RecoveryPosse

[Gerald @G_Rod70]

@___nwahs___ @aster7_m Good morning, have an amazing day!❤️☕️☀️

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

The most beautiful minds belong to the most disturbed people.

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

I don't miss who she is I miss who she was

[Amerie Jayne🇨🇦🍁 @ms_amerie_jayne]

Did you know that if you’re nice to people they don’t even think you’re a fucking bitch

[Lyfe Of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley]

Of course you can live without me..but why would you want to?

[inked 🖤 @inkedwifelife21]

don’t forget to love yourself today 🖤

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

The funniest joke the universe ever told was convincing us any of this makes sense

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

No, I literally don’t need to know any of that.

*me, any time I open twitter

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I don’t care how many vitamins and minerals they have, if you’re going to call them superfoods then they better come with little capes on.

[X-Ray Barbie💞; Sarah with an H (Mama Smoke) @SarahSevans2000]

Let’s play how to spot a pedophile. Yall make it so easy.

[🕸️💜🖤Angel 🖤💜🕸️ @TinyTattedMama3]

I wonder if all the Hi’s in my DMs ever get tired of hi-ing.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Might fuck around and start replying to work emails in pirate speak....

"Ahoy! As per my last missive, ye completely missed the point, ye old seadog."

[Bitz @bitzydimbo]

if he's cheap with the retweet he'll never do that thing you like.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

First date idea: we need to talk

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

Hey it could've been worse describes my entire life

[😈🤡 𝕁.𝕄.😋🤡 @JustaJok3r]

Don't be too hard on the people here who spend all day bitching, complaining, and being assholes.
They're probably crying out for help on the inside...

Or a big fat dick in their ass.

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

some of us are genuinely filled with love, there's no catch.

[inked 🖤 @inkedwifelife21]

be the reason her cheeks hurt 🖤

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as:

- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept funny

And many, many more.....

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

World domination and cuddle afterwards