Ewan Gibson

“A joke about the bad thing isn’t as bad as the bad thing.” ~ Ricky Gervais

[Ewan Gibson @ewan_gibson]

@aibra @JoJoFromJerz in what way was he possibly trying to hold back tears? He might if his big beautiful ballroom goes wrong though as that seems to be his main focus...

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Adolescence. The camera at the end of show 2. How on earth did they do that? It’s impossible.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Action, not just words.

Britain stands with Ukraine, today and always 🇬🇧🇺🇦

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

It’s time for cool heads and to remember that the US and Ukraine are on the same side.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy has led his people heroically for three years against completely unprovoked aggression from Russia.

The bravery of the Ukrainians has been amazing. Their suffering has been appalling.

It is they who deserve our support and they who frankly deserve our respect.

The best way forward now is for the minerals deal to be signed as soon as possible. There is still a path to peace.

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Oh f*ck off Kanye. Seriously.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

He’s deleted it now but this is what ⁦@kanyewest⁩ posted a few minutes ago. It’s shocking, disgusting anti-Semitism, and everyone should call it out for what it is.

[Richard Hammond @RichardHammond]

A little update from us; this Christmas we were together as a family and this year we will still be a family but just structured a bit differently.

Our marriage is coming to end, but we’ve had an amazing 28 years together and two incredible daughters.

We will always be in each other’s lives and are proud of the family we created.

We won’t be commenting further and sincerely hope that our privacy and that of our children will be respected at this time.

With Love, Richard and Mindy

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Imagine the Oval Office in three months: It’s either Donald Trump in there stewing over his enemies, or me working for you, checking off my to-do list.

Americans have the power to make that decision: https://t.co/VbrfuqVy9P

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

@elonmusk @america You dumb fucks are using a betting site that isn't even in the USA to determine a presidential election?? LOL - every poll shows Kamala is up, and Trump is falling behind. FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MAGA, AND FUCK ELON.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Just imagine the Oval Office in three months:

It’s either Donald Trump in there, stewing over his enemies list—or me, working for you, checking off my to-do list.

[Ewan Gibson @ewan_gibson]

@BurgerKingUK let’s go with no

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

My last tour #Armageddon broke the world record, won a Golden Globe and was the Number 1 special on Netflix. The first tickets to my new tour #Mortality go on sale today. No pressure 😂

[ᴅᴀɴᴛᴅᴍ💎 @dantdm]

What happened to YouTubers man..

I can't not say anything anymore. This is selling stuff for the sake of making money, simple. How does this benefit their fans?

This is selling crap to kids who don't know better than to trust the people who are selling it to them.

Do better.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results aren’t what you were hoping for. I got a C and two Us, and here I am, 46 years later, with my own pub.

It opens next weekend if you fancy dropping in.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

I don’t think television ever got better than the Top Gear Specials. I will never get bored of them.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

OK Spain. You’ve had your fun. Now it’s our turn

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Dicky Betts has died. You probably haven’t heard of him. But he wrote a song called Jessica. And you will DEFINITELY have heard that.