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[Elliott Blain @_blain123]

LGBTQ+ queens

[ewan @ewan_knops]

Who ever invented singing happy birthday is the fucking antichrist like, worst thing ever from both parts, singing it and having it sang to u

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@baaaaarloow Don’t be like that

[ewan @ewan_knops]

nasty

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@itsrosiemossIey Are u

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@courtneyfiskfan Creature

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@coourtneyf Grow up

[ewan @ewan_knops]

Just want tinnies on a field with pals pls sir

[ewan @ewan_knops]

Girls on hinge: “I’m overly competative about everything” cool cool cool

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@courtneyfiskfan @coourtneyf U know what Abi Fox rhymes with, shite craic

[Lily @LilyRichardsonn]

ANYBODY SEES THIS BIKE OR SEES IT BEING SOLD,PLS MESSAGE ME. STOLEN FROM OUTSIDE THE ROYAL VICTORIA INFIRMARY.I’m a student nurse slogging my arse off, just finished a 13 hour shift to no bike. These people would have known this is a NHS workers bike. With absolutely no remorse.

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@xyzachh @HAWYSEVANS As if you’ve ever been to an afters

[ewan @ewan_knops]

@coourtneyf So quirky 👉👈👉👈

[Nat @nmb_xcx]

Me reading a text and ignoring it until I gain enough energy to be social again

[J @JordanRowes]

“Wyd?”

“Nothing why?”

*Incoming call*

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

tested positive for sad

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Texting my same three friends each hour

[ewan @ewan_knops]

Noones gonna have any hair left to trim

[dom @DomKniight]

First trim after lockdown