Ewan Mac Ardle

sells fake dvds down the market on a saturday

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

All the boys the queen owes money to are sickened right now

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Working on a Saturday is actually minging

[AW @alwrgn]

How it feels when more than one person is in the kitchen

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

I’m not too proud to wear a hay fever band

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

The skate boarding’s great to watch in the olympics cause ya get to see replays of hippies busting themselves

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

There’s nothing wrong with dermot Kennedy. Mothers in can enjoy music too

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Imagine someone holding a gun to your head & telling you to spell dieorrea x

[Scott Seiss @ScottSeiss]

Part 1 of all of them

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

The Mill is Droghedas equivalent of the Springfield tire yard that’s on fire all year round

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

@NickSmiith ‘His house looked like shit’ hahah aw man

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Leo Varadkar is like if a quiche was a person

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Ya can’t relax eating a 99

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Someone in Drogheda’s after letting a big fart

[Jack Murphy 👑 @JackDMurphy]

“Socially distanced of course!”

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Anti brain cell league meeting the weekend

[Púca 🇵🇸 @pucamusic]

RIP Daft Punk u will live on forever. Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u. Really can’t believe this. @.

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Another title for it could be ‘Ireland least fun families’

[Ewan Mac Ardle @EwanMacArdle]

Part of getting a taxi license must be making sure you have terrible opinions on everything

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge