Emily Watson

[Marissa Heary Zalich @HearyMarissa]

Neither did the word “woman” until the 19th amendment was included 130+ years after it was written

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

My toxic trait is I never wait for the oven to fully preheat, I just hope for the best

[Leticia R. @lettytesta]

Me: I have a headache.

WebMD: and it will be your last.

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

There is the Emily before Taylor Swifts All Too Well short film and there is the Emily after the All Too Well short film. We are not the same.

[rahcxl @rahcelscorner]

"no worries if not!"-ing myself to the grave

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

If I could be half as happy as Lyla when she gets her morning pets I’d be set for life

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

I just tried to explain how a hotspot works to my parents and I’ve never been in so much pain

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

Tonight I found out my neighbors can hear my music from my room when they are on their patio.... they are probably very concerned about me after hearing Deja Vu 100 times today

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

@becky_wheeler I have some if you need them

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

You would not believe how many black G2 pens I’ve gone through in my life so far

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

Just submitted a research presentation that people all over the world will be able to watch that I’ve been working on for over a month and I cried, carry on

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop asking me what I do for a living....,I’m doing me

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

just made myself breakfast for dinner and instinctively made a cup of coffee (it’s 8pm). somebody come get her.

[𝓜𝓮𝓰 ☻ @sadboimeg]

Me: my back hurts
Also me everyday: *sits like a shrimp*

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

Next time you see @becky_wheeler, ask her about her Hot Dog Bush app... you will not be disappointed

[Emily Watson @ewat32]

This is the best one yet