mid connoisseur

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

“im living my best life” is internet slang for “im fuckin suffering”

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

guy who has seen 4 movies in the last 10 years: dude movies fucking suck lately

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

i hate the “erm the point is you’re actually SUPPOSED to dislike the main character” movie sub-genre

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

airplane seating chart:

window guy = ball knower. based
aisle guy = rookie. OR over 6’3” OR has knee problems OR GI problems
middle guy = no other choice

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

society has been in decline ever since mcdonalds cleared 99 billion served

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

airlines have a knack for playing the worst song you’ve ever heard just after your plane lands

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

ah yes

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

crazy how a stranger saying “dope shirt” to me in public can turn around my whole day instantly

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

spotify daylist will really say some bs like “you’ve been listening to floopy and diner lately. here’s some: crunchy, tablecloth and baseball for you” and somehow they are exactly correct

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

dudes in middle school thought they were so mysterious with their ig bios. mfs would simply put “that one guy” and think they were the most humble person alive

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

everything bagel? more like everywhere bagel, so many crumbs am I right guys? 😂👌

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

there’s a special place in hell for people who say “right” in a condescending tone at the end of every one of their sentences

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

meanwhile on grateful dead tiktok

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

silly bands were the last bastion of barter in the united states. today’s kids will never experience the feeling of raw trade

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

millennials will overshare on social media like it’s their job

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

film bros are extremely cringe but movie bros are chill. big difference

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

“no political or social corruption. just genuine wealth” what 😭

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

bro thinks he’s saying something profound ☠️

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

declined some old guys who asked to play a game of pickleball as we were on our way out today. bro said “what are you, scared of some old dudes?” yeah motherfucker this is your territory

[mid connoisseur @ewate1]

transformers is sci fi for fast and furious fans