hell toupée

doa 1996

[hell toupée @ewbluey]

but on the real my energy for 2023 is

✨you could’ve just left me alone✨

[tess 𑣲. mcr madrid @limestonewalls]

how soon during sex is it appropriate to talk about my chemical romance

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@racncar the notebook ft him in brown contacts seems scientifically engineered to kill people

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

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@racncar can you throw that ish in the dryer with something heavy like shoes? beat that bitch up? perhaps it’ll settle the stiffness out if it’s sitting all boxy and weird

[kyra Ω @SHANESBIAN]

Me after saying 'There is' in french:

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@racncar it’s the one alcohol where my brain goes “yeah i can see why my body thinks this is actual poison”

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@racncar wine hangovers have damn near turned me off from wine completely. you’re not even drunk but you’re laying in bed feeling like you’ve got a fever and you’re trapped in a rock tumbler

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@racncar look into seltzers- less sugar so the hangover wouldn’t suck dick. they don’t have a hard alcohol flavor either considering some of them are 8% and up

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@racncar hey an early birthday present to yourself

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@racncar i’ve very rarely shaven my big toes, fuck the patriarchy

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The neurodivergent experience of being perceived as angry when you're really just overstimulated

[David @Justtdavid_]

you could literally be depressed for a year and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated.

[hell toupée @ewbluey]

@racncar bro check in with my man robert smith and all them goth heads and you might get some ideas

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@racncar 80s goths had it down

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so for my mental wellbeing, i’m gonna need all of that shit about the cruise ship to kind of just calm down

[amy ⚢ 🐦‍⬛ @sister_ames]

executive dysfunction is so crazy the book is right fucking there just read it. it's on your nightstand, asshole. why are you just laying there. do something. ANYTHING.

[hell toupée @ewbluey]

i’ll say it….. connor and hudson’s looks weren’t giving