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bloated

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POOT?

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first day at work after 2 weeks off

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GRWM in my mood lighting before going into the blaring incandescent lighting of the subway station

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Hello X!

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saw one of my coworkers at the gym. time to leave and never come back!

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@zoayyyeee No because I watch a history video essay every night before bed. It’s like my bedtime story.

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Whenever someone gives me a terrible gift I get to say “oh my god it’s amazing but i just don’t have ANY space in my tiny apartment for it” and it has freed me.

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every time I put on my thrifted Harley Davidson tee I wonder what lives it’s lived. I like to picture it on a mustachioed man riding on the open roads of Wyoming with a mountainous backdrop.

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The barista asked if I wanted my iced coffee in a paper or plastic cup and saying plastic felt like cursing in church.

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Petition to put Portlandia back on streaming platforms

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Me with the white noise machine

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Does the IRS know how embarrassing it is to contact my former employer?

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No one serves sugar cubes with coffee these days 😞

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This one’s for all the girls whose mom made them get apple slices instead of French Fries with their happy meal.

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drinking a margarita the color of a yellow Gatorade (derogatory)

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Saw someone with this bag and thought it was a mariokart wii wheel until I was within 3 feet of them

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A grown woman spilled her entire pack of granola in the aisle on my flight and blamed ME when the flight attendant came to clean it up.

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Was just reminded of the existence of strawberry lemonade natty light.

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What’s a normal amount of sheet sets to purchase in your twenties? So far im at 3 sets. Is this abnormal?

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Just had to explain to my boss what cultural appropriation is

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Using my HS swimming breath control techniques to navigate the smells & stenches of the city