Evan Webb

He is superior to his fate. He is stronger than his rock.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

Baz Luhrmanns “Elvis” is the Joker
to James Mangolds “Walk the Line”Batman.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

Am I to understand that from 2-5pm @NESpower got approximately 1.4% of power back on, possibly 0% of power? I think I’m empathetic to the degree of strain they’re under. I’m not empathetic to the uselessness of information they choose to divulge.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

Feels like finding this out in the middle of an ice storm/right after the ice storm is like… the actual worst time to learn this information if it applies to you.

[Nashville Electric Service @NESpower]

Ensure your home will be ready to receive power.

After a major storm like this, it’s important to know where our role ends and yours begins. NES maintains and repairs the lines leading to your house, but homeowners are responsible for the equipment on the house.

If your weatherhead, power mast, or meter base are damaged, our crews cannot safely reconnect your power. You will need to contact a licensed electrician for these repairs first.

We’re working around the clock to get Music City back online!

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

How about instead of running tornado simulations, you start with making sure the power doesn’t go out for 2+ hours every time the wind blows or it rains for 6 minutes. It is absolutely absurd, ABSURD, how long and regularly the power goes and stays out in south Nashville.

[Nashville Electric Service @NESpower]

We're always taking steps to better serve our customers, so recently we teamed up with Tennessee State University to host a virtual simulation of the tornado that swept through Middle Tennessee in March 2020. This simulation helps us better understand and prepare for natural disasters, which in turn, helps our community! Learn more about this project here https://t.co/BqqLXDIebL. #Innovation #TornadoSimulation #DisasterPreparedness

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@RanCarthon you’re the worst

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Titans are finalizing a deal to send WR DeAndre Hopkins to the Chiefs in exchange for a 5th-round pick that can become a 4th round-pick. (via @RapSheet)

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

A Guy Ritchie directed Jason Statham movie to be more exact.

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

The @Titans updated strategy from last year of not scoring in the fourth quarter to not scoring in the entire second half is really bold. Hope it works out.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @PardonMyTake y’all should see this and deep dive it.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

Have we considered she’s just sincerely the best woman to represent Alabama…?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

The winner of Miss Alabama. She promotes inclusivity and representation of all bodies. We need to stop glorifying obesity. Obesity isn’t healthy.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

Other highlights include repeatedly saying, “I’m not arguing with you…” while in the middle of arguing, “I don’t care…” while clearly getting worked up by someone having a different opinion than him, making concrete claims he couldn’t possibly prove while just being hostile.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

My favorite part of @JayBilas getting the entire @PardonMyTake fan base to hate him today was when he told @BarstoolBigCat he used the word “disingenuous” wrong and then immediately gave the incorrect definition of the word…

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@jay_pea619 @iubball1 And just so we’re clear, you are the problem with Twitter/X in that we have given a voice to the people that don’t think, of which you are one. You’re too dumb to rationally think through something, and assess outcomes, yet you have as loud a voice as anyone.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@jay_pea619 @iubball1 1. If you need those benefits so badly, don’t you think you could take the money from your wife’s shoppings sprees to help cover?

And

2. If you were deserving of the benefits, by the diction of the rules of the NBA, you would be getting them by being on a roster…

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@jay_pea619 @iubball1 which he doesn’t, because if he did, he would be on an NBA roster, which he isn’t. Meanwhile his wife is going on hundred thousand dollar shopping sprees while they claim how much they need the benefits- the argument being…

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@jay_pea619 @moknowsitt He had to be signed for the rest of the season.

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@BBMLinesGuy @GuyFieri Ground beef

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

I would absolutely die to taste @GuyFieri takes on this random sandwich I made at midnight last night.

Toast bread using garlic compound butter
Thinly shredded 50/50 Cheddar and Parmesan on top until golden?
Sweet relish
Ghost Pepper wing sauce/honey

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@CTobin10 I got bad news for you buddy…

[Evan Webb @EWebb424]

@MARVELSNAP Nuked an entire deck