Sydney Ewert

Milwaukee, WI

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Proud of myself for doing all the tourist attractions alone 💛

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

My coworkers almost all the time at work:"It's a good thing you're pretty" 😂

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Today is just not the day I needed

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

A client thanked me for wearing pants at work today and for a sec I second guessed if I was wearing any

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Umm you finally hired my replacement so stop giving me work to do and meetings to "touch base" on it. This is all her problem now, not mine

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Who know dropping a quarter sized light bulb from your Christmas village would completely bruise your foot

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Time to never attempt dating again

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Officially the time of year where my car keys just say no to working

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Yes I like older guys but the 40 years olds hitting on me at the gym aren't the demographic I'm talking about

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@MandyRaquel Love you ❤

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First time working with a bride by myself and she bought the dress 🥰

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Official first day! 🥰

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Last week at my job and being completely ignored. Thanks for confirming that I shouldn't work here any longer

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Goes out to drink with my boss and coworker *only one carded* 👀

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Any bets on the number of people it'll take to change my light bulb? Last time it was 4..

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Thank God it's therapy day 🙏

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Almost a year later, similar situation and same thing I need 😪

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

All I want today is a hug

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

A bird this morning really said "I know you didn't sleep at all and had a shitty night, so I know what will make you feel better" then pooped on me 🙃 it's fine, everything's fine...

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

Internet down at work should be an automatic day off

[Sydney Ewert @EwertSydney]

The best thing about my grandma is that it doesn't matter how late I get to the house or that I'm there just to sleep, she always has homemade cake or pie waiting 🥰