Thirty Pound Patty

Mitchell//26yo//mke// I tweet random shit and things only I find funny

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The mullet stays mulletting

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my two moms @suzietoot @lydiabkollins

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@Jvnior

[ell (he/they) wha manga spoilers @wyvernary]

@Zhane_Star she flew the mother plane into the cuntagon and destroyed the world slay center

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

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…anyway #teamirene #teambosco

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@microchipfish

[Daya Betty @daya_betty417]

Sweet tooth? Nah. Just a taste for blood🩸 😈
This one is for you Safety Pins 🖤🧷!! start your engines! #AllStars10 is streaming MAY 9 on @paramountplus ���🏼

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@WORSHlPTHESUN I SWEAR I remember the victor of the 10th hunger games was this girl from district 12 who loved to sing. I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find any record of her. Mandela effect???

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@suzietoot Just realized she’s Audrey Toot

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@bambiigrande @suzietoot That sign said no smoking or vaping but it said nothing about EATING

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Suzie is so 🥵🥵🥵 #dragrace

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@thequeenpri Baby that’s Koriyanka Toot

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KIRBY AIRRIDERS

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@itssimplyangel So good she even assassinated herself

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

everyone is editing him into things like this. republicans and democrats, and it’s like one in ten posts now

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@trixiemattel Young?

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@giohalliwell Bald jewels is kinda giving

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Okay now that chikorita is getting attention I swear on my life that chikorita used to be able to learn fly in gen 2 when I was a kid but for some reason there is NO record of this anywhere. Someone is lying.

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@poshjournall Mind your business ❤️