Eglantine Price’s stunt double

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[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Yes, I live underwater. Yes, I’ve been known to venture onto dry land upon reaching maturity. But maybe that was the problem all along,

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

@yashar

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

I say we let Skynet win

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Jeshurun grew fat and kicked 😔 oh no

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

(Exiting corner store after buying pepperoni stick and cream soda) I am whatever you say I am

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Yes well my grandmother fought for the 8 day work hour and the 5 hour weekend

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

After blocking every ad on here and bragging about it to my good friend Parf, they posted 12-15 brand new ads just to make me look like a fool! In front of my good friend Parf!

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Fresca is gross but I DO think you should join a cult anyway

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Jimmy Buffett taught me to hate my job. But before he taught me that, my job was keeping me from a death of despair. Namaste 🙏

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

It’s Dead Island 2. Of course I can’t tell you about the dogshit ending because I didn’t waste my time getting there

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

what game is this

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Trade Deadlines are cowardly rules. There should be trades all year. Let them do it during a game. I want to see guys traded during the game to the other team for other guys

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

If I were Ahsoka I would train 4 new Jedi to run the premier rum distillery gift shop in the galaxy

[Nieltown @nieltown]

There’s a kind of Shut Da Fuck Up
All over the world
Tonight

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

I would probably freeze at a press conference if I saw a Tsavo man-eater silently enter the room. Did that happen? Do we have confirmation that Mitch McConnell saw a Tsavo man-eater silently enter the room

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell inexplicably froze again at an event in Kentucky

[Nick Worrall 🎸 @heathensquirrel]

Make a 20-track comp of your all-time fav tracks, each artist can only feature once. Not the 'best' songs, the ones that bring instant joy the second you hear the first note, the ones that give other people the best insight into what stirs your soul. Share when ready. #20tracks

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

I’ve betrayed my species by relocating outside the broil zone. Forgive me

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

Yevgeny would be a nice name for a hamster

[charlie @chunkbardey]

saying "no problem" forcefully enough that i permanently cure humanity of woe

[Eglantine Price’s stunt double @ewewewt]

@shreyabasu003 No. You were right