Katie

the prodigal thot (she/her) // ACAB

[Katie @ewgrohss]

My doctor says my bodies fucked up. That my itty bitty petite frame shouldn’t be able to hold up my giant mondo tits. He says it’s physiologically impossible. He said he can’t believe the weight of my chest doesn’t send me hurtling to the ground, giving me a concussion every day

[Katie @ewgrohss]

every time I try to call an animal shelter/clinic/charity about getting help for a stray the answer I get is basically "you thought an organization that advertises helping animals would have resources to help animals? are you dumb?"

[Katie @ewgrohss]

Uber driver cutting his fingernails while we’re at the light but the music is pretty good so

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@gregcast210 @MichaelKarlis @SAcurrent is that because you cant read :(

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@scabby_mcgee is that what theyre calling djs now

[Katie @ewgrohss]

dentist said I have "such a small, delicate mouth"... thats right babe... this thing barely works 😏

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@MichaelKarlis @SAcurrent the source wasn't even present for the argument and wont say what happened... so what useful info do they even offer

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@bochts @JeffMarek Appreciate what you’re trying to do here but she was not “fighting back tears” this kind of response perpetuates the idea that adult women are fragile

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@BreedJim @JoyceCarolOates Invoking the memory of your dead mother to try and silence women who are rightfully upset about a blatant attempt to disenfranchise them. Truly repulsive behavior.

[Katie @ewgrohss]

The epidemic of women wearing those ugly chunky head bands has to end. We need to start ripping them off of heads.

[Katie @ewgrohss]

You didn’t get it right either

[the meeper @Gay__Edge]

the froyo craze was early 2010s nobody ever gets anything right

[Katie @ewgrohss]

There should be a way to do karaoke professionally

[Katie @ewgrohss]

Re-pierced my ears knowing I would have to keep earrings in for two months thinking “time passes so quickly!!” I was wrong.

[Katie @ewgrohss]

It’s probably good that I never learned how to cross my eyes cause I would probably be doing that way too much

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@sorrowcalzz @saigeruin @hearts4mych3m Shes lying anyway. It’s been rumored that she hung around Epstein in the 2010s when she was very much an adult

[Katie @ewgrohss]

Unironically shit I say out loud while I watch a movie

[flanthippe @flanthippe]

I'm confused. don draper has a wife and kids? but we just saw him at that woman's apartment at the start of the episode?

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@westcoastwinter this is so embarrassing for Al

[Katie @ewgrohss]

Guy outside this restaurant has sunglasses on that are so fucked up looking I’m getting upset about it.

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@bestofpacino Is Coppola fucking eating while recording his interview??

[Katie @ewgrohss]

“The ancient equivalent of a post-it note” no. No I don’t think they were

[Dr Campbell Price @EgyptMcr]

3200 year old sketch of a cat on a flake of limestone - the ancient equivalent of a post-it note.

#Caturday #ancientegypt #Egyptology #cats

[Katie @ewgrohss]

@cowboy_postbop We must have the elderly women beaten by the cops, it’s the only way