Erik Wiken

account will remain dormant until the lunacy and misinformation stops, Mr. Musk.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Veterans, thank you for your service to your country.

Country, fuck you for your lack of service to our veterans.

#VeteransDay

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Apparently Musk wanted to know if he stood in the middle of 5th Avenue and shot Twitter whether anyone would care.

[Adam Frisch - Win The Center/Win Back Rural USA @AdamForColorado]

We need every vote! Ensure your ballot has been counted!

If you have received a ballot rejection letter from your county clerk, you can fix it via text! Text ‘colorado’ to the SofS at 28683 and follow prompts to fix any errors.

Your rejection letter has the info you'll need.

[Quentin James @QJames]

Stop what you’re doing and watch this complete takedown of @HerschelWalker by pastor @jamalhbryant. #WeDontNeedAWalker

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

To have but an ounce of the courage of the women and girls of Iran.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Democrats gotta stop playing nice. If Hershel Walker was a Democrat, FOX News would've had them baby mamas on a roundtable with the abortion doctor coming up after the break.

[Lake Canada 🇨🇦 @LakeSuperior]

I wish I was little bit deeper
I wish I was a keeper
I wish I had a glaicer who looked good
I would keep her
I wish I had a whale in a hat with a bat
And a six four wallaye

[Erik Wiken @ewiken6281]

@FauxPelini No commentary tonight?

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

Important Dates In The No. 1 CFB Power Conference
11/12: App State @ Marshall
11/19: Marshall @ Georgia Southern
11/26: App State @ Georgia Southern

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Homophobia is a lifestyle choice.

[Erik Wiken @ewiken6281]

@GrahammorbyDev @dbrand You’re right, they COULD be ashamed.. but robots don’t have feelings, so…

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON JOE BIDEN OFFENDING THE AMERICAN RIGHT BY SAYING DEMOCRACY IS GOOD

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

From "fuck your feelings" to "Heaven forfend, that cruel Mr. Biden's sharp tongue has driven me to my fainting couch with an onset of the vapors!" was a pretty short hop.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

“No Deputy Walker, I don’t”

“Ok. Well just remember, we got enough trees. thank you and drive safe.”

[Erik Wiken @ewiken6281]

@katierosenberg She went and got herself drug tested to shut people up, it’s insanity..

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Let's have a nuanced debate on student loans, the cost of college, personal responsibility, & structural inequality. But if you’re raging against “government bailouts,” you may want to do a little Googling. A long list of groups have demanded handouts. First up: Wall Street.

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

My name is Maxwell Alejandro Frost and I will be the first Generation-Z member of Congress.

Don’t count out young people.

[Erik Wiken @ewiken6281]

@PadmaLakshmi @NewYorkNico @MythicalChef

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The shit you learn as a kid that turns out to really matter is never what they claim it will be. I can’t do algebra for shit and who cares. However, “righty tighty, lefty loosey” has been pretty goddamn useful through the years.