eden🫧

god better be real he owe me

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

No I didn't notice the time change I was busy looking at my wife

[Nieltown @nieltown]

You used to poop me on my pants phone

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

i stole one of these little bears from my classroom in kindergarten and afterwards had recurring nightmares about getting caught and going to jail until i was like 12

[M🍫 @_Fwmaddy]

Nostalgia

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

burger king they could never make me hate you

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

if inside out was about me all those little guys would have guns

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Me and my friend Evan

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

[guy who doesn't believe women should be allowed to vote] it's a tragedy what's happening in women's sports right now

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

not biden retirement before reputation tv announcement😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[eliza @elizamclamb]

And as predicted I did indeed find out via Pop Base

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Ooooh, I Think That I Found Myself A Cheerleader . ❤️

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

absolutely all jokes aside if you support trump in any capacity stay far the fuck away from me unfollow me block me and also eat glass and rocks as well i actually fully hate you (you yourself personally!)🤗also you are very stupid

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

i knew it was time to drop out of college when i realized that the E in STEM stood for engineering and i was Not in fact a stem girlie as an english major

[x_ria_x @spelldealr]

Being around ur parents is like damn im emotionally traumatized but im eating so good rn

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

@emmabt_ delete now

[eden🫧 @ewitseden]

i do not need to be medicated i just need to have a couple of oreos and some milk after dinner every night

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

april fools day is plain and ordinary to a scheming little jester like me