Ewlando Jones

I'd write a bio but that would imply that I cared to. [[Team Mishagents]]

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

Wake up in the morning feeling like Orlando, I got my twitter, I'm on the phone and I am going commando

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

Previously tweeted @rthompson1138 chalk art by team member @cuttlefishii who should really learn to log back into her own account sometime

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

Oh yeah, I forgot to share my @rthompson1138 fan(chalk)art #GISHWHES

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

How many Orlandos are out there doing FEGVEP? #ifyoudontknowwhatthatmeansmakeitup

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@mishacollins I Am Orlando and So Can You

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

if you were painting my nails right now, how would you design them? #ifitsgoodimighttrustyouwiththem

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@Orland0_Jones @0rl4nd0j0n3s @TheOrlandoJones @orlandojonesoff There's no definitive proof that there is any original #weareallclones

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@Orland0_Jones @orlandojonesoff @TheOrlandoJones I don't think this is something we can recover from.

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@Orland0_Jones @orlandojonesoff @TheOrlandoJones Ouch.

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@mishacollins I met a lot of people just like me.

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

People who copy your tweets...:D

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@gishwhes Very poetic for an elopus.

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

.@gishwhes *knock knock knock-knock knock knock* Do you wanna build a snowman?

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

@mishacollins Wondering about that extension that you promised in Washington today, really

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

.@OGOrlandoJones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins Oh no, it's just using me for my body. #Idontblameit

[𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 @OGOrlandoJones]

@ewlandojones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins At least it appears the #Kale loves you back, so there's that :)

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

.@OGOrlandoJones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins Exactly.

[𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 @OGOrlandoJones]

@ewlandojones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins For the love of Kale!

[Ewlando Jones @ewlandojones]

.@OGOrlandoJones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins Yes, but shaped like myself and in the dirtiest way imaginable.

[𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔 𝕵𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘 @OGOrlandoJones]

@ewlandojones @Orlandess_Jones @mishacollins But is Kale.. inside you?!