Evan

[ESPN @espn]

The streak is 🅾️-V-E-R ‼️

No. 1 Ohio State rolls into the Big House to defeat No. 15 Michigan 🔥

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Anytime. Anywhere. Any place. OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD 🗣️

[Evan @ewmhayes]

ELITE level of forecasting from @TColinMcKinniss . Maybe @packers @CoachMLaFleur should hire him for DC or maybe a bum off the street… either could call a better game than Joe Barry

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

There is nothing like that first true sweatshirt weather day. Crisp fall air. Full slate of football and playoff baseball.

It’s like I’m reborn as a person. The possibilities limitless. Our hopes and dreams have no bounds. Our misshapen bodies covered in layers. What a feeling.

[Evan @ewmhayes]

A guys life is in question and Skip only cares about playoff seeding

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

[Evan @ewmhayes]

The scariest part of having a daughter is knowing that psychos like this exist

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Margaret Atwood

He thought he could stalk her straight.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Retweet if you don’t care what the Bible says

[Evan @ewmhayes]

@PatMcAfeeShow 1. Over 37.5
3. Steelers +4.5
5. Cooper/Johnson 150+ rec yards
7. Chubb 2+ touchDAHNS
#FanDuelisTheGOAT

[Evan @ewmhayes]

This tweet makes sense so you know AB didn’t write it

[AB @AB84]

Per source, the NFL sent a warning letter to Bruce Arians and the Buccaneers regarding his sideline activities on Sunday. Said the source as to Arians's behavior moving forward, "He'll comply."

[Evan @ewmhayes]

@PatMcAfeeShow Jags +3
Chub Over
Texans +10
#FanDuelisOurFAVDude

[Evan @ewmhayes]

JT Rushing Over
Justin Jefferson anytime TD
Justin Herbert Passing Over
#FanDuelisTHEBEST

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

🗣🗣LADIES & GENTLEMEN

The 1st full NFL SUNDAY..IS HERE

Pick ur 3 favorite bets from the graphic below & tweet them with #FanDuelisTHEBEST

If all 3 hit & you have #.. you’ll be automatically entered to potentially win some merch… 2 $2500 random winners as well

Let’s GOOO

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

"I'd rather me mate cry on me shoulder than go to his funeral next week."

A huge win for Paddy, but even better message. #UFCLondon

[Evan @ewmhayes]

If I text you “📱9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣” it means shawty fire burnin on the dance floor

[Evan @ewmhayes]

I don’t have a receding hairline I’m just becoming more aerodynamic

[Evan @ewmhayes]

Aaron Rodgers vs Bears: 23-5
Dick Butkus vs Packers: 2-7

[Bears on CHSN @CHSN_Bears]

Butkus vs. Rodgers 💪💪

[Evan @ewmhayes]

Corporation ≠ cooperation. Gotta love the Army

[U.S Army WTF! Moments @TheWTFNation]

Ok guys, they want us to stop masturbating.

[Evan @ewmhayes]

Stephen A will never get rid of JJ Redick because the show is actually somewhat entertaining again

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nobody gets under Stephen A Smith’s skin like JJ Redick

[Mark Ames @MarkAmesExiled]

This clip would be seared into our brains if it was filmed in Beijing or Moscow or another official enemy state.
https://t.co/bB0QjqanZk

[Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison]

Imagine if firefighters were like oh shit, naw, that fire looks scary, imma stay out here cuz I don't wanna get burnt but good luck tho!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

If you’re a police officer, your JOB is to go in. Your JOB is to rush in. If you can’t do that, find another job.