Emma W⚓️

I live for nights ill never remember, with friends ill never forget ❤️ EGR 08/11/16 💍 25/12/2019 ❤️ 👫

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

I’m getting married 😱 all booked, it all feels real now!! 😱

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Sleeping in an oven was always one to tick off my bucket list anyway! #FuckingMint 🙈

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Why the fuck would you leave ya dog outside all night n just let it yap! It’s clearly distressed dogs don’t bark for the fun of it!

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

If flying home from holiday isn’t depressing enough, after being delayed already 2 hours, let’s stick u all on the red hot sweaty plane to then tell u ur another hour delayed and u have to wait on the plane! SOUND 👍🏼 #TUI

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

I’ve done some silly shit in my time, but wow, can honestly say nothing has ever been as painful as breaking a toe! I could literally vomit every time I move 😂🤮

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Some folk have more faces than Big Ben 😂 fucking laughable really 🤣🤣😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

I’m the one on a 12 hour shift tmoz wide awake listening for the kitten crying and Ed’s off and he’s fast on…. Something ain’t right here 😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

And the grand total is…. Drum roll please……. £2.90 🤣🤣 better than a kick in tits I suppose 😩 back to work Tuesday!! 🤦🏽‍♀️ #YouGottaBeInItToWinIt

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

When u get an email saying you have won a prize on the euro millions but the apps down n won’t let u log in….. could be laid here a fucking millionaire man!!! Or have £2.70 towards my next bottle of vodka 😂 either way I NEED to know!!

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Why do I fancy David Ginola please? 😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

@x_courteney @EllaVaday And im absolutely FULL of bants all the time tbh 😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

@x_courteney @EllaVaday Cos I am a wanker!! 😂😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Absolutely BUZZING for the cutest date day at Manchester crimbo market tomorrow 🥰 #MCRchristmasmarket

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Can’t remember last time I was this excited for a night out! Long overdue drinking day sesh with my diamond girlies 💕

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Sending love and thoughts to @GaryLineker at this time of crisis #WalkersCrispsShortage hope your ok hun 💕

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Self isolate if your someone in your household is positive…. But if you work in care with VULNERABLE adults…. Go to work…. But stay at home after work and don’t go to the shop…. WOW another fantastic move by BoJo! #WhenWillItMakeSense

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

The amount of people I’ve heard of catching covid since sundays game is phenomenal 😂

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

The only player who wanted it was Foden! N they take him off…. Drawing against Scotland is purely embarrassing

[Emma W⚓️ @ewoolley89]

Mortgage offer ✅ now just gotta wait for the solicitors to do their thing n I’ll officially be a home owner! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼