eW Platypus

Ornithorhynchus anatinus, E-Fed Platypus, Not Affiliated with bears, sharks, lions, or guerillas - Platypi Don't Lie!

[efedasshole @efedasshole]

http://t.co/fenqsMtp7o has over 1000 FREE images and a way to buy your own, instead @NMWNitro opts to steal from my fed. #Classy

[✮EWZine✮(Or maybe just X) @TheEWZine]

@TheEfedAsshole is Not Me http://t.co/NmreJRQFg1

[Brandon Bankowski @chinkillahbb]

@ewplatypus #OOC Not a damn soul. I don't create a stupid ass twitter account just to criticize e fedding. That's you. See the difference?

[JJ @the1andonlyjj83]

got idiots like this @ewplatypus guy who talk shit on twitter because they get bullied in school... just so he can feel big.

[JJ @the1andonlyjj83]

@ewplatypus @Desmond_Drake Nice, love a smart ass..... no go fuck yourself somewhere else

[Conrad Teller @UTAConTeller]

@ewplatypus You said UTA sucked - Tell that to the 40+ people on the roster... jerk off

[4 Corners Wrestling @4CWeFed]

@ewplatypus go back to your shit hole.

[Sam & Ash @_smashboxxx]

@ewplatypus oh I don't mind. A platypus isn't going to do anything for my life :) carry on. This seems to be your gig. Carry on 😃

[Sam & Ash @_smashboxxx]

@ewplatypus I like you. And your job. I'm sure that doesn't matter. But.. Hey

[eWrestling Museum @ewmuseum]

@efedanon Sure, but to what end? Will it solve any problem, or be twitter fodder for 5 minutes? Does anyone take @ewplatypus seriously?

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

@SabrinaArtois Somebody on some "anonymous" account threatened to out me. So I went ahead and did it.

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

@SabrinaArtois LOL. Naw. I just grabbed this when it was open to fuck around for a cpl days since the original acct trolled me so much

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

On that note, I'll be De-activiating this account sometime today. So in 30 days YOU can grab it if you want!

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

@SyloSuperBeast If only you would retire from life.

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

EWrestling isn't dying. You people are just getting dumber.

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

If I don't win @efedguerillas, I will kill you.

[eW Platypus @ewplatypus]

OK, really. I've got some sexy Platypi to attend to. Wendy's about to get it tonight.