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bitch please,
@ewposts
I give zero fucks.
Joined November 2013
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bitch please,
@ewposts
over 11 years ago
@liverelatable
http://t.co/GKlUY1zrXM
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Ellie Goulding looks like she would smell like Febreze.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper "oh, fuck yeah" under your breath while they're showing them.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
I'm the friend that picks rainbow road.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
I am typing with Russian accent.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
How I Would Narrate The Olympics: He's doing some athletic shit. Omg look at his ass.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
What are snails even trying to do with their life?
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Are you a cigarette 'cause you've got a hot butt.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Don't call me a hipster for having Starbucks. Have you ever had Starbucks? That shit is fucking delicious.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
I hope one day I will get the opportunity to use a fire extinguisher.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Does anyone wanna play Twister with someone really hot? Oops, I fell... and touched your whole body.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Old McDonald had a blog.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think "aw cute" the walk three feet closer into a different light and thing "omg nvm".
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Please don't flirt with people I secretly like, it's rude and disrespectful.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
Liking someone's photo to let them know you're down to fuck.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
I'm single by choice. It's just not my choice.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
People are always calling me "cute". Like yeah, I'm cute, but do you wanna do me?
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
I wish we could say "?????" in real life.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
LOL... when you're digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
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@ewposts
over 12 years ago
What the fuck does "Airing at 8/7c mean"?! Americans.
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