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send me dog memes.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[Rhoda Etta @rhoda_etta]

Everyone in labour ward right now is 15, 18, 19 and 20yrs. What is going on in this country ????

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[bk @bkwhufc]

I’m in fucking TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

My greatest disappointment as an adult was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Thinking about it now, laugh and cringe wan kill me😂

We both made the final decision at Sailor's lounge.
At the parking lot she was crying, I was giving her tissue paper and consoling her while I was hurting too, cried all the way, not a word to each other till we got home, wild night after while wishing each other a happy life from there on😂

Couple of years after, I casually took the test and realized I'm AA not AS like the result I've been carrying around says.
She was already married.

[Lanre 🫧 @lanreeeeeeeeeey]

I miss cuddling a liar.

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[M_D♥️ @Maame_Datebea]

Wakyi b3 da h) aky3 paaa

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when i say “be fkn fr” this is what i mean

[Ustey @manus0024]

A white man's face when you're apologizing but he already called the police

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

@ladychromee the way it had promo and still flopped

[Gambit 🐻🦍 @SmylyThe3rd]

‘Yankee life’ and it’s a man riding a bicycle

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Bafazi don’t get pregnant, drinks are on me this December

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

[Missus™️ @girl08022006]

This is my last year being retarded

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions