Wärrëñ

Husband. Educator. American. Bearcat. Above Average Podcast Listener. College Basketball nerd.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Oil prices today: $115.83 a barrel
Gas prices today: $5.01 a gallon

Oil prices in April of 2008: $116.50
Gas prices in April of 2008: $3.51 a gallon

Gas prices are $1.50 a gallon higher than they should be because of the greed of big oil. It's time for a windfall profits tax.

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

@David_Morris Cincy, for sure.

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@mpsimo5193 Of course, I will try and grab him if he’s not too baaaaaashful

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This is the most wild headline I’ve ever read

[WCPO 9 @WCPO]

Don't be surprised if you see more goats in Colerain Township this month.

https://t.co/AV5qGj7bee

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

@mpsimo5193 It’s wild since I live right outside of Colerain Township and I drive through to go to work every day, if I don’t see one goat within the next week I will be filing a formal complaint!

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

@Dame_Lillard If no one guards me in the NBA I’m at least getting 0 points a game

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@Reds @mrLeCure Happy Birthday to the 🐐 @mrLeCure

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@90sWWE The way he stares at it, he was so proud but couldn’t break 😂😂

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@FoxNews Actually it’s been valued at around 140K now.

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@90sWWE @steveaustinBSR NOT THE PRODUCE SECTION

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@SalterWobchak @FoxNews @TulsiGabbard To be fair, I’m very easily influenced 😂

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

11 harsh truths that changed my life (and may change yours):

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

@GreatScottFord He’s a notoriously slow starter…

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@barstoolsports Without me, we’d be in the top 30

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HAPPY EASTER

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

@barstoolsports Jesus died and on the third day, rose again, only to catch these hands.

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@elonmusk Elon, could you send me a Tesla? I can offer you some really good taquitos that I make.

[Wärrëñ @Eww_Warren]

I am beyond excited for @JoeyVotto to finally be on social media. I need to inject this straight into my veins. (Only not really because that’s actually impossible)