agatha crispy

I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@CincinnatiZoo She’s giving cover model.. and at 46! Diva.

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@benpartridge imagine my surprise when the topic of *meat wine* came up in a podcast that was NOT Beef and Dairy - a history podcast! I have to know, was fizzy beef wine inspired by the Victorians or is this a disturbing coincidence?

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

Paging @whoweekly 📟🗓️☀️

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

I made some stickers for honest republicans… If y’all had balls you’d be real about your positions.

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@VibeMagazine Truth is a complete defense to defamation 🤪

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

Fuck Trump, Fuck Elon, Fuck MAGA as a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin crew. And if you wanna be down with MAGA, fuck you too. Mark Zuckerberg? Fuck you too. Women’s Wear Daily? Fuck you too. All you fascist bitchasses, FUCK YOU TOO.

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@savannahelisse I just offer to grab him a glass of water or make tea a lot it seems to be enough 😂

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@benpartridge Arguably Henry is more medium-mannered than mild-

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

@kenklippenstein i’m so glad our libraries and schools and parks are being defunded so the guys behind the world’s third largest army in a surveillance state can chronically fumble massive cases while shooting people on the subway over $2.90.

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

I fucking hate Snoop Dog and his fake wholesome image. The dude pimped women for FUN after he was already rich, read the Rolling Stone article.

[East Bay Times @EastBayTimes]

Gangsta rapper to grandfather: The Olympic gold rebranding of Snoop Dogg https://t.co/MW4gaTXxcP

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

I’m tired of pretending to like Mac Dre just to date men in the Bay Area 😂

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

WTF is going on with my 10 year old niece girl go to bed 😅

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

childish gambino wiped his cringe era off the internet and tries to gaslight us into thinking he’s always been cool. no sir, i was on tumblr in 2011 you will not get away with it

[Hearsay Tees @hearsaytees]

What kind of tee-shirt do y'all like... all cotton? Poly blend? Big 'n' boxy?

[hannah @dogfanhan]

my favorite fruit is the girl reading this tweet💕

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@gilfurshort 😂😩😂😩

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

Lol when you’re falling in love exactly zero people want to hear about it

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@VincentCadena @chrisisclueless BOOGER

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

Man, Tweety Bird and Eeyore had a chokehold on the 90s

[agatha crispy @ewwwinternet]

@no_earthquake This is one of my favorite short stories ever https://t.co/4tqQEfkR3B