ylime ➃

imcry

[a1exx🦈 @ionfwjr]

trying to stfu at a concert so you don’t ruin the videos is so hard

[ylime ➃ @ewx1y]

@BasedUnhinged @Allianz2Jaipur @_iamhabeeb How is one supposed to prepare for that day 😭

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

your body refusing to let you cry is worse than crying

[💫🍷Soy Copita de Baileys🍷💫 @Copitadebaileys]

Por culpa de algunas mujeres que fingen orgasmos, el mundo está lleno de hombres que creen que cogen bien.

[beep beep! @depravedrexic]

abort male fetuses

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[Dr. Now of 🍽️twt @skinanach]

the audacity my stomach has to growl when it has 30kg of belly fat right there

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

my mom once told me, when somebody truly wants to fix things, you’ll hear a plan. when they only want to stop you from leaving, you'll hear promises.

[miia @miiagarro]

"would you date you"

babe i'd go to war for a woman like me

[Reki of shedtwt @N0GENR3]

Suicide awareness month? Ill make everyone aware of my suicide

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

once you start making money, you’ll feel the urge to help everyone financially. it’s important to resist it

[Sora @sora_sohrah]

I love when man got that natural provider energy. Not even just money. They HANDLE shit. Period!

[🔱 @tatianasanchezn]

Las chicas se preocupan mucho por como hacer que un hombre se quede. Yo pienso que un hombre debería estar despierto por la noche agradeciendo a Dios por mi y rezando para que nunca me vaya de su vida.

[Mia @Miasznn]

If you miss a man, just text him. He’ll say something that’ll kill the feeling real quick.

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her

[k @xf1ins]

oh my backup plan? death

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

how somebody i cracked first night gon say i'm easy? mf we easy 😭

[$ @jxtsummer]

sept, oct, nov & dec will be filled with good news.

[quirky(tunak tunak music stawps) @yapaholiccc]

I HOPE YOUR BALLS EXPLODE